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5 Minute Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail Joy

Oh my gosh, if you need refreshment in a glass right now, stop everything you’re doing! When the weather gets hot or I just feel sluggish, I grab my blender. Forget spending ages chopping; this Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail is the fastest, freshest way to get serious hydration in under five minutes. Honestly, I used to dread celery in drinks, but the pineapple completely transforms it—it’s bright, a little tangy, and so surprisingly delicious. I love making a big batch of the juice first thing in the morning just to know I have great healthy fuel ready to go!

Why You Need This Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail Today

Seriously, why would you wait? This is my go-to when I need a quick fix for feeling better. It’s pure refreshment with almost zero fuss. You really need this in your rotation:

  • It’s done faster than waiting for water to boil—we’re talking five minutes, tops!
  • It tastes tropical and sweet, not like you’re just drinking garden clippings, trust me!
  • It’s incredibly hydrating, which is perfect for bouncing back after a long day.
  • It requires zero cooking; just toss it in the blender, and you’re good to go.

If you want more ways to keep that hydration high, check out my guide on tropical hydration juices for other simple sips!

Essential Ingredients for the Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail

Okay, this recipe is so simple because it relies on just a few fantastic, fresh items. Don’t try to mess with this ingredient list too much; the balance is what makes the pineapple work so well with the celery! First up, you absolutely need two clean stalks of celery. Make sure they look crisp, not flimsy! Then, grab one cup of fresh pineapple chunks. Fresh is truly best here because those frozen ones can change the texture when blending.

For the liquid base, we only use a half cup of plain water—just enough to get the blender going smoothly. And the absolute secret weapon that wakes everything up? One tablespoon of fresh lime juice. Don’t reach for that bottled stuff! Squeeze a fresh lime immediately before you mix. It brightens the whole detox feeling of the drink. Finally, just have some ice cubes ready for chilling!

Step-by-Step Instructions for the Perfect Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail

This is where the magic happens, and honestly, it’s over before you know it! First things first, take those two celery stalks, give them a good wash—get any dirt out from between the ribs—and roughly chop them up. Don’t worry about making the pieces tiny; the blender can handle it!

Next, gather everything for the blend! Put the chopped celery right into your blender jar. Follow that with the one cup of pineapple chunks, the half cup of water, and that tablespoon of freshly squeezed lime juice. You’re setting yourself up for amazing hydration here, so make sure everything looks vibrant.

Now, blend! You need to run this on high until it is completely, totally smooth. I usually let mine go for a good 45 seconds, just to make sure there are no chunks left lingering. If your blender struggles, remember what I said in the notes—just splash in a tiny bit more water to thin the consistency a bit. You want silk, not sludge!

The straining part is super important for that clean finish. Grab a fine-mesh sieve over a clean glass. Pour your blended mixture in and use the back of a spoon or a spatula to press down hard on those solids. You want every last drop of that juice! Discard the pulp you’re left with.

Tall glass filled with a bright green Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail, loaded with ice cubes and condensation.

Finally, fill up your favorite tall glass with ice cubes. If you want to make sure you hit your water goals today, read my tips on how to easily drink more water! Pour that beautiful strained juice right over the ice, grab a straw, and enjoy your immediate refreshment!

Expert Tips for Elevating Your Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail

Even though this recipe is gloriously simple, a few little tweaks can turn your refreshing drink into something truly spectacular! The straining step we talked about before is non-negotiable if you want that amazing, clean texture. If you leave the pulp in, it sits a bit heavy. Trust me, push that juice through the fine sieve until you get every single drop!

A tall glass filled with a bright, bubbly, yellow-green Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail and crushed ice.

Also, don’t be afraid to add a little something extra to boost that detox feeling. Mint leaves blend in beautifully with the pineapple, giving it this cooling aftertaste that is just divine on a hot afternoon. A tiny sliver of fresh ginger is another one of my favorites for adding a little zing.

For more amazing ideas on vibrant, fresh drinks, you should definitely check out my thoughts on other tropical hydration juices!

Ingredient Substitutions for Your Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail

If you’re missing something or just want to experiment, you can easily tweak this without ruining the good vibes. Swap that lime juice for lemon juice if that’s what you have on hand—it brings a similar sharpness.

Want to sneak in some greens? Toss in a small handful of fresh spinach when you blend. You won’t taste it at all, but you get an extra nutrient punch! If you’re feeling adventurous, a few sprigs of fresh basil work surprisingly well with the celery notes too. Keep it simple though; we don’t want to mask that great pineapple flavor!

Storage and Make-Ahead Options for Your Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail

Now, this is an important part, especially if you’re batch prepping for a busy week! Since this is fresh juice with no preservatives, you have to treat it right. I always recommend drinking the Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail immediately after straining. That’s when it’s bubbly, the flavors are sharpest, and you get all those wonderful enzyme perks.

Tall glass filled with a bright green Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail, loaded with ice cubes and condensation.

If you absolutely must store leftovers, put that strained juice into a completely airtight container—glass jars work best! Make sure you fill it right up to the brim to reduce air exposure. It really needs to be kept in the coldest part of the fridge. But here’s the catch: try your best to drink it within 24 hours. After that, it starts to lose its brightness, and the flavor can turn a little flat or bitter. Anything past 48 hours, and I usually toss it, even though it’s safe to drink, it just won’t taste as amazing.

If you want to check out another fantastic morning preparation that keeps well, look at my recipe for the apple cider vinegar morning shot—that one stores even better!

Frequently Asked Questions About the Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail

I’ve gotten so many questions about this little glass of green magic! People always want to know if it’s really worth it, or if they can mess with the ingredients. Here are the top three things folks ask me about this quick, non-alcoholic juice.

Is the Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail truly effective for detoxing?

Look, I’m a cook, not a doctor! What I can tell you is that the human body handles detoxing just fine on its own, but this mocktail is outstanding for supporting it. It’s packed with water for hydration, and celery and pineapple give you tons of vitamins and minerals. Think of it as giving your system a beautiful, clean boost of fuel. It certainly makes drinking healthy so much easier than forcing down plain water!

Can I make this Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail sweeter?

You certainly can, but be warned: the flavor relies on that tangy balance! The pineapple brings a lot of natural sugar, which is why we don’t need to add anything processed. If you find it too tart after adding the lime, try adding five or six more chunks of pineapple next time, or you could briefly blend in one small date. That gives you a little bit of extra sweetness from a whole-food source. If you’re looking for other ways to boost your nutrient intake, check out my favorite nutrient-dense juice recipes!

Tall glass filled with a bright green Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail, loaded with ice cubes and condensation.

If you’re watching your sugar intake closely, remember that since you are removing the fiber when you strain it, the natural sugar hits your system faster than eating the whole fruit. That’s why I love keeping it to just one glass as a treat or quick morning fix!

Nutritional Snapshot of the Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail

We love how clean this celery pineapple drink is, and it’s fantastic knowing exactly what you’re putting into your body when you sip it! I pulled together the estimated nutrition facts for one full serving of this mocktail based on standard processing and ingredient weights. It’s great knowing this is a low-fat way to hydrate seriously!

Now, keep in mind these numbers are just an estimate based on one average-sized glass made with the exact water content we used. If you add more water, the numbers drop slightly, and if you use extra-sweet pineapple, they might nudge up a hair. But generally, this is a very clean drink!

  • Serving Size: 1 glass
  • Estimated Calories: Around 100 little calories!
  • Total Fat: Super low, only about 0.5 grams.
  • Carbohydrates: Generally 25 grams.
  • Sugar: Around 15 grams—and remember, this is mostly natural sugar from that delicious pineapple.
  • Protein: About 1 gram.
  • Fiber: You will see a dip here because we strain out the pulp, leaving roughly 3 grams.

If you are interested in seeing how this compares to other hydrating drinks, I have a great breakdown on green juice recipes for weight loss and cleanse that might give you some more ideas for fueling up!

Share Your Experience Making the Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail

Okay, now that you’ve blended up your very first batch of this super speedy Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail, I just have to know what you think! Did the lime really make that big of a difference? Did you strain it perfectly or did you just shrug and drink the pulp? Ha! Kidding aside, nothing makes me happier than hearing that one of my go-to quick recipes made your day a little brighter or a little healthier.

Tall glass filled with a bright green Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail, loaded with ice cubes and condensation.

Please, please drop a rating down below! Five stars if you loved the celery/pineapple combo, or fewer if you think I messed up the lime ratio! Also, if you have any amazing pictures of your vibrant green glass, tag me on social media! I love seeing everyone’s unique serving styles.

Tall glass filled with a bright green Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail, loaded with ice cubes and condensation.

If you’re still looking for more ways to keep that delicious momentum going, I highly recommend trying out my recipe for an apple cider vinegar morning shot—it’s another quick boost you can handle!

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A tall glass filled with a vibrant, bright green Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail, topped with crushed ice.

Celery Pineapple Detox Mocktail


  • Author: memorecipes.com
  • Total Time: 5 min
  • Yield: 1 serving 1x
  • Diet: Low Fat

Description

A refreshing, non-alcoholic drink made with celery and pineapple for hydration.


Ingredients

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  • 2 stalks celery
  • 1 cup fresh pineapple chunks
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 1 tablespoon fresh lime juice
  • Ice cubes

Instructions

  1. Wash and chop the celery stalks.
  2. Place the chopped celery, pineapple chunks, water, and lime juice into a blender.
  3. Blend until completely smooth.
  4. Strain the mixture through a fine-mesh sieve into a glass, pressing down on the solids to extract all liquid. Discard solids.
  5. Fill a serving glass with ice cubes.
  6. Pour the strained juice over the ice.
  7. Serve immediately.

Notes

  • For a thinner consistency, add a little more water.
  • You can use pre-cut frozen pineapple chunks for a colder drink.
  • Prep Time: 5 min
  • Cook Time: 0 min
  • Category: Beverage
  • Method: Blending
  • Cuisine: General

Nutrition

  • Serving Size: 1 glass
  • Calories: 100
  • Sugar: 15
  • Sodium: 50
  • Fat: 0.5
  • Saturated Fat: 0.1
  • Unsaturated Fat: 0.4
  • Trans Fat: 0
  • Carbohydrates: 25
  • Fiber: 3
  • Protein: 1
  • Cholesterol: 0

Keywords: celery, pineapple, detox, mocktail, juice, non-alcoholic, hydration

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